dbsk unforgettable love

so yesterday i was told that ms universe (puerto rico) fainted during a press conference? and you know what the reason was? SHE DIDN'T EAT THAT MORNING. okay i don't know how she fainted if she missed just one meal, she looks used to it really. or is it because she missed many meals before? oh that's nice, good message to send all those girls who dream to be ms universe. to be miss universe you have to:
1. be unhumanly beautiful, by plastic surgery or if you come out of the womb gorgeous than you save money
2. speak a language other than english ('tis an asset)
3. have really nice legs, better be doing your squats
4. clean shaven, that means no stubbies!
5. quit meals, you can't be eating, you have to be a stick
6. make sure donald trump looooves you
7. be a good role model to young girls everywhere. how do you come to do this? simple, eat ice cubes.

okay enough of these unfair, sickly pageants. last night i finished watching dbsk's unforgettable love. so the acting isn't so great, but it's funny. it's valentine's day and the dbsk boys are surrounded by their gifts from their fans. yunho tells the guys that he's going out for a blind date. this leaves micky, jae joong, xiah, and chang min all nostalgic about their past loves since they have nothing to do for valentine's day. so then, they each talk about their old girlfriends, their stories acted out and all.

so micky, one of the no-name guys since i can't really tell them apart and i think it's micky, talks about his girlfriend park hee bon. he was auditioning for the band but he met a girl at the bank, the girl. so yes, he was all slick and playerish-like and asked her out for a date. hee bon was sweet at first but later she becomes...obsessive. delusional, even. she would think that micky is cheating on her and what not, all that good stuff. and then one day, micky goes home and finds his room covered in posters of HEE BON. which is freaky really, gigantic posters of your girlfriend, it's not really so great. waking up and what do you see? 100 of your girlfriend's face! oh my. so we find that hee bon is a stalker. she collected (stole) micky's toothbrush, tissue, what not. but yeah, weird! strange strange relationship. so we conclude that MICKY'S GIRL is a psychopathic stalker.

JAE JOONG'S GIRL was a bit more...normal. well jae joong is my favourite, he's so cute with his huge dangling cross earrings. he's feminine and i love it. so one day jae joong walks into a cafeteria of somesort and sits beside this girl THAT HE DOES NOT KNOW. ooo. and when he sits down the girls says, "it's fate that we are here together, i knew we were going to meet today". yeah okay, weird lady. if i were jae joong, i would have taken my lunch and sit beside the ugly bald guy. but nope, she adds, "we're going to start dating" haha okay, she's commanding. but she proves that she is in fact psychic by telling jae joong that some guy was gonna get wet. so how do we know if she's not a witch? i mean, hello! that's more common than a fortune teller! anyway they start going out. but it just wasn't working! the girl (i don't know her name) acts upon things that didn't happen yet. for example, she got angry when she visioned jae joong at bar hooking up with 5 hoooes later that night. poor guy! didn't even get his hookers. so they broke up eventually. it's really funny, because she went to the mountains to prey to the gods. she died when she got struck by lightning. XD in conclusion, jae joong's girl is a witchy psychic.

XIAH'S GIRL (i'm assuming that this is not micky) was a tough one. so xiah was a weakling in high school and was getting beaten up. and super girl saves the day! she comes at beats the crap out of those guys. xiah becomes a lost puppy really and follows her everywhere. she tells him that he'll go out with him if he beats her in a boxing match. kickboxing is her specialty. so poor weak xiah works out and trains so that he can fight his girl and date her! so yeah he wins and they go steady. but there's a problem! there's a girl who is after xiah's girl! oh no, she even warns xiah to break up with her. ooo. later in the relationship, they were about to have their first kiss. the girl pushed xiah against a wall and you know, sloooowly gets closer to kiss him. but all of a sudden, xiah gets pushed away and the other girl kisses xiah's girl! oh myy. so yeah. they broke up. so shall we assume that xiah's girl is a tough lesbian?

now, CHANG MIN'S GIRL was a touching story. our young chang min has declared that he experienced a painful love. his girl, BO MI, was a sick girl. she left paper cranes on the side walk infront of her house for chang min every day. he saw her one morning and decided he was gonna put his mack on. he somehow got a grand piano outside of her home and started serenading her. weird. so they go out. but bo mi is truly a sick girl. they find out that she only has a few months to live! oh my gosh, how original! it's all happening so fast! so anyway, her final wish is to see the tree her father planted when she was born in her hometown. chang min valiantly takes her there. there are cute moments on the way to the sacred tree. as a girl, she is worried about her weight. she asks chang min "am i too heavy?" she's on his back by the way. and he says "my bo mi is so light! i should feed you steak and dog soup." "i can't eat dog soup" "then i'll eat it become strong" "if i eat too much then i'll get fat" "i can get just as fat and we can roll around together" that was it for me. they can't act, but hey. that was the selling line. XD okay. so yeah they get to the true and she dies. so we can say that chang min's girl is a sickly sweet dying girl.

chang min's story is quite unbelievable, and there's a good reason. HE LIED. haha. his story really came from a movie. our sweet young chang min never experienced painful love. okay yeah, he was caught but was saved when yunho came back from his date. okay so YUNHO'S GIRL is a calm but crazy girl who is also psychic and her specialty is kickboxing...not to mention that looks kinda sick. well good luck with THAT girl.

miss universe

JAPAN WAS ROBBED. that's all i have to say. puerto rico sounded like noise whenever she spoke grah. there's nothing so great about her and her tin dress. japan can speak 4 languages. see, easy for her to talk to people all around the world. puerto rico spoke only one and she shamed the language when it came out like rush hour traffic. well, these beauty pageants are rigged anyway. i think donald trump selects the winner. well lucky ms universe gets all that crap. ahh, jealous. i wish i looked beautiful and was as tall as them. but no such luck. tadashi personal appearance wardrobe? freaking crown with pearls?! thailand bathing suits? you'd think you'd only need one swim suit but no, you get a whole bunch. and you get covergirl crap and a scholorship?! ehh. how unlikely for me to get that. hhaha. oh well. so yeah. ms philippines got ms photogenic. haha wtf?! she was so...not as beautiful. it's obvious that all those filipinos voted. there's a lot of them. gah. well yeah that's all. fuck ms universe, they make all the other girls of the world look less lovely. -_-;;

miss california

oh wow i didn't sleep until 6 in the morning. i don't know why. i kinda just stared at the clock and hmm it read 530 the last time i checked. so yeah i got up at 1 to do nothing. i watched the behind the scenes crap of miss usa on star. oh gosh i really thought miss california would have won. i was so mad when the southern chick won. and california had such a nice name too (tamiko) like come on, her name alone should have won the judges over. meh, miss usa sucks anyway. ohh today is the miss universe pageant. i looked at all the contestants and i don't know who i'll be going for. miss philippines isn't very attractive, or any of the other asians expcept for maybe malaysia or thailand. i found on on the bts miss usa that they pick the top 15 before the telecast. wow. canada won the last time, she's pretty. gah miss usa sucks. tamiko would have probably represented usa better than the actual one. hmm so i think i'm gonna apply for a job. i need money and it sucks having no money and having to ask your parents all the time. so yup, jobs.

the veronicas

ooo. there was a survey on ang's blog. i love surveys, so i'll do this one =)

Morning - Afternoon - Evening
- Morning -
01. Are you an 'early bird'? no
02. Or do you always have trouble getting up in the morning? if there's no school, yeah.
03. Do you ever have to force yourself out of bed? if there's no school, yeah
04. Have you ever overslept? there was this one time in grade 9 when mr. marquardson was gonna drive me to a tournament but uh yeah i ended up waking late? and yeah rushed my ass off.
05. Do you wake up to an alarm clock or just naturally? both
06. Does your family wake you up? whoever. my sister comes in unannounced most of the time
07. On weekends, do you sleep in late (how late?) most of the time if there's nothing to do (12-2)
08. What is the first thing you do when you get up? go to the bathroom yeah all that bathroom stuff
09. Do you eat breakfast? not usually
010. What are your favourite cereals? no, cereal is disgusting. especially when it's soggy
011. Do you eat breakfast before or after you get dressed? after
012. Do you lay out your clothes the night before? haha yes
013. Are you always tired in the morning? yeah

- Afternoon -
01. Do you ever take afternoon naps? not during the summer. i sleep enough to not have to nap. but when there's school, yeah sometimes.
02. When do you usually eat lunch? summer, no lunch. school, no lunch most of the time
03. What is your favourite lunch? ham and cheese sandwiches. yumm
04. Who do you eat with? nice people
05. Are you at school or at work in the afternoon? yes
06. Are you more likely to get bored in the afternoon? uhh my afternoon classes were fun
07. Do you hate this time of day? nope

- Evening -
01. Do you enjoy dark nights? yeah. aren't nights usually dark?
02. Or do you prefer summer nights when its light outside? yeah. it looks colder that way
03. Are you a night owl? sure
04. Do you stay up late every night? yeaah
05. Do you have to go to bed at a specific time on weeknights? have to? no
06. What is the latest you have ever stayed out? uh, i'm not allowed to go out =)
07. Where do you like to go in the evening? not allowed to go out...but my deck is cool
08. Do you like the stars? yup i loove them. i saw the big/little dipper once
09. What time do you eat dinner? whenever
010. What is your favourite dinner? i dunno good stuff

[ Current Clothes ] a white shirt. it has 'SEVEC' on it
[ Current Mood ] content
[ Current Music ] The Veronicas - Speechless
[ Current Taste ] assuming this is still about music, teenaged rock? yeaah veronicas
[ Current Make-up ] vaseline? O__O
[ Current Hair ] ponytail, didn't even brush my hair today
[ Current Annoyance ] my internet sucks
[ Current Smell ] my room?
[ Current Favorite Artist ] the Veronicas
[ Current Desktop Picture ] it's black..so black paint
[ Current Favorite Group ] music? DBSK
[ Current Book you're reading ] the Silmarillion by JRR Tolkien
[ Current CD in CD Player] my ear testing crap for piano haha
[ Current DVD in player] i think it was the emperor's new groove
[ Current Color Of Toenails ] no colour?
[ Current Refreshment ] water?
[ Current Worry ] my shitty piano exam

Last person...
[ You Touched ] haha my sister?
[ You Talked to ] my mom
[ You Hugged ] hug? erm. i'll say it was rick from yesterday
[ You Instant messaged ] mary anne?
[ You Yelled At ] my sister
[ You Kissed ] who kisses people anyway?!

FAVORITE...
[ Food ] pocky
[ Drink ] water and orange juice
[ Colour ] seafoam green, white, pink, purple
[ Album ] Rie Fu - ROSE ALBUM
[ Shoes ] do they have to be my shoes? well i like those steve madden heels that i will never find anywhere
[ Candy ] those gummy bears!
[ Animal ] panda bears and dogs that don't grow ... oh and fish!
[ TV Show ] so you think you can dance...yay russians are hot
[ Movie ] those dbsk mini dramas. yunho and jae joongie whee!
[ Song] the Veronicas - Speechless
[ Fruit ] strawberries
[ Cartoon ] 6teen haha! teletoon

ARE YOU...
[ Understanding ] not really, but i can be -_-;;
[ Open-minded ] yeah
[ Arrogant ] haha yes
[ Insecure ] probably the reason why i'm arrogant?
[ Interesting ] no i'm not. but maybe you can find some interesting stuff about me XD
[ Random ] yup
[ Hungry ] no
[ Friendly ] only if i just met you. if i've known you for a while, no.
[ Smart ] depends
[ Moody ] yeaaah
[ Childish ] yeaaah
[ Hard working ] if i have some kind of motivation
[ Organized ] for the most part
[ Healthy ] i'd say so
[ Shy ] sometimes
[ Difficult ] yes
[ Attractive ] depends on what floats your boat
[ Bored Easily ] maybe yes maybe no
[ Messy ] if i'm lazy
[ Thirsty ] now that you mention it, yes i am
[ Responsible ] yeah
[ obsessed ] not at the moment
[ Angry ]not usually
[ Sad ] when i'm in those kinds of moods
[ Happy ] for the most part yeah i'm happy
[ Hyper ] if i get into that kind of mood
[ Trusting ] yeah sure, if i like you
[ Talkative ] haha yeaah
[ Legal ] almost

WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
[ Kill ] park hee bon from those dbsk mini dramas
[ Slap ] yeah that saggy bitch with love handles
[ Get Really Wasted With ] no one who can get me pregnant. i wanna see mary anne drunk though
[ Get High With ] my cousins, rox and lor. they'd love that
[ Look Like ] someone very beautiful and stay that way
[ Talk To Offline ] like on the phone? a gay guy
[ Talk To Online ] i don't care as long as it's a gay guy

[ my name is ] lindsay
[in the morning i am] tired
[all i need is] looove haha. happy happy days
[love is] a feeling that makes you feel as if you're floating. ew..
[im afraid of] being lonely during my graduating year...or not graduating! O__O or failing...
[i dream about] doing many good things. yeah

ooo i love surveys. oh today i washed the freaking dishes. there wasn't many anyway. under the sink i found all these bottles of palmolive and dawn dish soap. i like the apple scented kinds. yeah didn't do anything today except talk to rick when my parents left with the gay guy who wouldn't let me take a road test. hm yeah that's all. eventful, i know.

birthday

oooo today was so FUN O__O i give my thanks to:
mary anne, angelyn, rick, jennifer, crystal, mary jane, maricris, ashley, james, vian, and patrick for making this day fantastic.

mary anne, ohh you've went through a lot of trouble pumping balloons and putting them in a box and wrapping it with duct tape and black garbage bags. O__O ANNND omg and F4 poster! ahhh, ask for more! indeed! and hair bleaching! only a genius like you would come up with that! and i can't forget your little cartoon. pleasant, very pleasant. oh and the sock puppet. XD haha i like the eyes. angelyn! ahhhhaha i know you were like stressing out and stuff because of all the changes! but that's okay! you had fun right? AND i got my freaking pretty card. i was so jealous that mary anne got one for her birthday XD and yay! i got one! =) and thanks everyone for your little messages! i feel like i'm giving a speech for an award or something because i have lots of thank you's. oh oh oh rick, XD is so great. what did i tell him about spending money? he doesn't listen to me, does he? well he probably does, he knows i don't like roses. i appreciate and love everything he does for me...but no more spending, it's bad. AND THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE TOO. =). jennifer! i love how she wrapped my gift with purple polkadotted paper. it didn't matter if she is unable to wrap well. it's okay. when there's a tornado, i'll fly my pony kite. it looks like that unicorn from that kid show, i dunno but still. i will be flying it, and there's no trees around my house for it to get caught in! and how useful is a fly swatter? so useful, i'm pretty sure i killed a few when i got home. XD mary jane and maricris gave me a hello kitty clock! hahaha!! it's so cool, it came with bubble wrap and the pendulum is hypnotizing. and did i mention that the box is pretty too? wow. XD and crystal!!! i hope she liked her lint roller, mirror, garbage can, and butterfly net. i know those things are VERY useful -_-;;. crystal gave me this cute blue binder morning glory whatchamacallit. and thanks for everyone who brought food! we could have starved but we didn't because people are very generous! rick brought rice XD and mary anne brought mynooodles =). and jennifer wanted us to get fat so she brought cupcakes. i'm not sure who brought the cake but thanks a lot! =D yum. and the spongebob pinata? that was fun XD. i don't know how many times i tried hitting that thing...but it's okay.

you guys are so great! and i know you guys went through a lot of trouble organizing thing...and i'm wondering how mary anne got her huge box to the park without me noticing. i was looking out the window from the kitchen all day and i didn't notice you guys until i saw mary anne running to my grandpa's house...then i saw jennifer's head beyond the hill. and mary anne goes on telling me that it's at vian's house but someone through a baseball? O__O erm? haha great you guys, very inconspicious.

so after the park, went to angelyn's. went to vian's after. watched tfc. O__O i feel so sorry for the dad. and i'm so into these shows that i need tfc now! and did callia find her twin yet?! ahhh! and when will dorina (ew nice name) find out who her real parents are?! and yadddda yadda. i need tfc. i blame mary anne and angelyn for getting me into it. but still ahh! levina's mom? hfaid! and the sister is half french? ergh...

the modern practice was interesting to watch. no one came really. but yeah fun fun fun. the boob popping thing? ow? and yeah how do you pop anyway? the guys are goood, vian should just keep don and almerto. the other guys probably won't show up anyway! jsyl is probably a better teacher than niel -_-;; ... and omg? wtf, piercings? hahah interesting. really. and hm yeah bithces want cake but didn't say happy birthday, i think not. you don't have a chest TO pop. good luck with that..

well today was fun! what's next? our bunso's birthday? ashley?!??!?! and and ahh joe is coming back and i want my possible pasalubong. my mangoes and what not. hah right.

i'm not done thanking people yet! i thank my parents for letting go out for once and i thank my grandpa for watching me at the park and putting all my presents in a plastic bag and waiting for me to go get it..=) yay! thank you thank you.

that's all! happy birthday to us all.