make it work people

okay yeah so 2 nights in north dakota (fargo, grand forks). went to fargo first. went to west acre mall. bought stuff. we also went to the wal-mart there and gordmans. okay yeah. we stayed at hotel. my cousin's boyfriend came with us too. hah he's nice, but he doesn't say much, it could almost be rude. then we went to grand forks. went to columbia mall. yeah so just got back today. =) i got my stuff and my wax. so now this whole debut thing. mary anne is worried about body rolls, angelyn is worried about clothes (it's all about the face), and i'm scared about my clothes and the stupid program thing! how to you transition from one thing to the next and talk a bit so you don't sound foolish?! not sounding foolish is hard for me to do!

okay so the program is as follows:

1) introduce the emcees: notice that it's plural. i'm not sure if she is expecting bj as one too. it would make it easier. he can be funny while i read names! it works. but nothing ever goes the way i want it to. if it did, everything i want would be less than 5 dollars. so yeah i say who i am. HELLO MY NAME IS LINDSAY AND I'LL BE YOUR EMCEE FOR THIS EVENING. okay yeah i got that line. so now what? should i tell a story about vian? because i got none of those.

2) waltz-introduce the debutante and the cotillion: okay waltz. how do you start this? after the intro, do i just say AND NOW THE WALTZ! haha so lame. okay so introduce the cotillion first. i can say all the names except for 2 last names i get all tongue tied. and yeah there are names that i just don't wanna say. yeah the naming people thing is easy i think (haha if you like saying their names that is) but what do i say before that? and the debutante. that's supposed to be like a grand intro. so what do i say to that? AND NOOOOW HERE SHE COMES! i'm screwed.

3) call on mary anne for opening prayer : okay so yeah if i screw up her intro she'll whup my ass. ha. but yeah i guess it's easy to call her up. she has to do all the talking for this one. i hope she got her auntie to write it up for her. if not, we're both screwed as well as our meal T_T. which comes to, where do i sit? do i get a corner? do i eat at all? do i at least get a chair?

4) performances during dinner: okay! yeah so if it's during dinner, i won't be eating in peace AND i might be talking with food stuck inbetween my teeth. reminder: bring floss. so there are 4 perfs. so is that one after the other? because i wanna eat too, i'm giving her money, i should eat well.

5) salsa: do i have to say anything for this? THE COTILLION WILL NOW PEFORM THE SEXY DANCE...THE SALSA. it probably would have a better effect if it was a samba. but oh well. okay yeah dance dance dance. that right body roll thing mary anne talked about.

6) honourary roses and candles: i'm so screwed! i don't know what to say for an opening line for anything! IT'S NOW TIME FOR THE HONOURARY ROSES AND CANDLES? i don't know how these debuts work. okay yeah names lots of names. i think i can do it. if i say the name wrong, oh well, you know who you are. don't destroy the flow by not coming out because i said it wrong.

7) roses and candles: okay so whatever intro i say for the honourary i'll do that same for the normal ones. yup names. i know these people =).

8) modern: oo modern. don't know what to say for that. but i'll figure it out. i think i should go to vian's birthday thingy to figure it out. i hope she thought of something. mr.mark will be there because he won't be there for the debut! nasty old man! ha. okay dance. the sultry stuff. more body rolls and after that...

9) debutante's speech: okay i guess i should tell people to clap. it's the debutante after all. so does that mean i should give her a good one-liner? ah. damit. okay so after that the parents talk. and yeah i hope they don't expect me to say anything. AND NOW THE DEBUTANTE'S PARENTS HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. lol. i'm terrible

10) open dance floor: yay it's the last thing i'll have to say hopefully. so yeah open dance people. i wonder if they want me to say anything about drinks. because it has nothing here.

the program is on nice paper. i'm happy about that.